'the adventures of a thirty-ish university graduate' or, alternately and perhaps much more aptly: 'as mad as a barking fox'

Sunday, January 18, 2004

prince of the land of stench!

he walked around the corner of the drink bar. if i had been drinking my milk, it would have come out my nose.

"oh kate. he loves you. he wants you. he is yours forever."

we were playing the boyfriend game. i'll admit that maybe it isn't the nicest of games to play, as in essence we are indeed making fun of the way people look. however, there's just so much fodder in our cafeteria. it's even worse than west hill.

another beauty rounded the corner.

"hmmm..should i mention how he likes to suck her toes?" i pondered to myself. i decided against it. after all, she was trying to eat. and this guy was less than savoury. i settled on telling her that he wanted to hold her all the time.


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