'the adventures of a thirty-ish university graduate' or, alternately and perhaps much more aptly: 'as mad as a barking fox'

Saturday, January 17, 2004

'where the hot springs flow' or 'haggis as a sexual stimulant'

i could imagine candice cackling and slapping here knee as i began to list off the states.

"north dakota. new hampshire. idaho. hawaii. alaska!"

she had been eating toast and had unconsciously eaten it into the shape of the united states. obviously, we concurred, this meant that she wanted to eat the united states as well.

"it's every little girl's dream!" candice exclaimed to me over msn.

we decided that idaho tasted like potatos, hawaii like pineapples, colorado like rock candy and mains like lobster. when we got to new york we were stumped.

i still think olives.


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