acension from judah screaming about israel

walking back from my discussion group, i posed the question that had been bothering me for the past hour and a half to matt and kelly.

"if you could be a jelly bean, what colour would you be?"

granted, it was totally unrelated to our discussion of I and II Samuel and I and II Kings. however, i deemed it a prudent and necessary question to ask.

matt only contemplated for a minute until he puffed out his answer.

"black. so i could see which crazy motherfucker ate the black ones first."