'the adventures of a thirty-ish university graduate' or, alternately and perhaps much more aptly: 'as mad as a barking fox'

Sunday, November 21, 2004

with the stars as her umbrella

today and tonight were adventures.

wait a miniute. it's almost two am on sunday morning officially and i'm still not sleeping. this is the reason why i never get anything done. i fuck up my sleep schedule royally with one night of sleeplessness and then it all goes to hell. which is bad news because i have a paper. so instead- i'll leave you with a few key things i've learned and then then maybe expand on them.

anna saw squirrles mating in the experimental farm yesterday. brenden is impressionable while he's napping, especially when i say things in weird voices about underpants. bono likes to give lap dances. kate has a boyfriend/beau/man to jump kinda-sorta. my professor sometimes has a hip flask of jack daniels on him. my room is very interesting. jamiroquai- awesomeness. [why do i always forget about this music?]. sidekick robin won a gold medal at a provincial level for guarding [i think, man i need to remember details better] when she had a massively bad sinus infection. and finally, pitachios really are god's gift to everyone who can enjoy them without keeling over. [why did i not eat pistachios all summer? WHY?].

that is all. i'll be in bed sleeping if you need me.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

we do need you... we do, we do... we need more random musings about signicant (or insignificant) details... tell us why bono likes to give lap dances... yell at us the reasons of the awesomeness of your room... and in the meantime, know this, you too could have a boyfriend/beau/man to jump for the low, low price of $9.99 or your heart, whichever is less...



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