with the stars as her umbrella

today and tonight were adventures.

wait a miniute. it's almost two am on sunday morning officially and i'm still not sleeping. this is the reason why i never get anything done. i fuck up my sleep schedule royally with one night of sleeplessness and then it all goes to hell. which is bad news because i have a paper. so instead- i'll leave you with a few key things i've learned and then then maybe expand on them.

anna saw squirrles mating in the experimental farm yesterday. brenden is impressionable while he's napping, especially when i say things in weird voices about underpants. bono likes to give lap dances. kate has a boyfriend/beau/man to jump kinda-sorta. my professor sometimes has a hip flask of jack daniels on him. my room is very interesting. jamiroquai- awesomeness. [why do i always forget about this music?]. sidekick robin won a gold medal at a provincial level for guarding [i think, man i need to remember details better] when she had a massively bad sinus infection. and finally, pitachios really are god's gift to everyone who can enjoy them without keeling over. [why did i not eat pistachios all summer? WHY?].

that is all. i'll be in bed sleeping if you need me.