don't have to tell you i love your precious heart

"is she asleep yet?"

"i don't know..ssssh, we can do it if we're quiet."

"ok....is that your hand?"

"maybe if i put.....and you...no..over there!"

"or....wait..."

"wait..DAMNIT THAT'S MY EYE!"

"just.."

"like that?"

pervert. i know what you're thinking. but yes, it was a conversation i had with someone. sadly- for me and her- it was all make believe and we're still sexually depraved beings.