the killer in me is the killer in you
wake up later than planned. elastic stuck in hair. no-go with the contacts. spill water on self. no milk for coffee. cut self instead of onion. missing green pepper. missing spatula. no omlette. coffee maker prohibits easy use of toaster oven. burn toast. scorch eggs. mess up latin homework. spill coffee on self.
today is stellar, and it's not even noon yet.