'the adventures of a thirty-ish university graduate' or, alternately and perhaps much more aptly: 'as mad as a barking fox'

Monday, September 20, 2004

so obviously desperate, so desperately obvious

tuesday messages me out of the blue, even though i am secretly hiding under the pretense of being "away" on msn.

"bubble...." her little message box pops up "are you coming out on wednesday?"

errm, did i miss something? i thought that most get togethers were well spaced, with enough time for a person to maybe regain a shred of dignity before venturing out to totally lose it all over again in a similiar situation. apparently i was wrong. but things got worse.

"you told me a little secret on saturday night." the little box stares accusingly at me, the letters forming words that i thought maybe weren't true. oh bloody hell, oh jesus. [maybe i should say jaysus!] mary mother and joesph...humsboy is turning the ripe old age of nineteen on wednesday, and since i professed my undying love for him in a drunken state to tuesday on saturday night, apparently it's a necessity that i join the maurading crew for a session of bar hopping in the market. [is nineteen still cradle robbing debauchery??]

can anyone dig a hole- really deep, and i want it done really quick- to save me from the massively embarassing situation i think i am about to embark on?

please?

6 Comments:

Blogger Heather said...

Shush and go, woman! Do it for me! Do it for the home team! *shakes fist, at a medium pace*

9/21/2004

 
Blogger Katy said...

out of all of us, you're the only one who seems in the most likely position to be getting any... unless heather has something she's not sharing with us? so, off you go on wednesday evening, and you catch yourself a MAN... or a humsboy with funk.

9/21/2004

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you worry too much. Just close your eyes and think of England.

9/21/2004

 
Blogger megs said...

do it for the queen you mean? hahhaa...oh it makes me think of grade twelve history class revisted...

hey, who was that anyways?

9/21/2004

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Twas me - Andre - a beautiful revolution ... what do you mean, who?
sorry forgot to put my name.

9/22/2004

 
Blogger megs said...

sorry andre- i thought so and then i got real nervous thinking that maybe it was someone else, maybe someone actually found out about this...

and then i remembered that i'm a shameless attention whore and that if i didn't want people to know, i shouldn't write about it anyways.

and sadly- no action. for me or the queen. just a lot of readings. damn.

9/22/2004

 

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