some people go to church just to sit and talk

when i got home tonight, there was a majestic pineapple sitting on the counter. it was there, waiting for me to eat it. and i didn't even have to buy it. ooooh yeah, tomorrow [assuming i remember to eat] it's going to be some pineapple goodness.

and no, i'm not on crack. quit looking at me like that. just because i got all excited about a pineapple. pshaw.

wait- it is a little odd, isn't it?