what a cruel thing to pretend, what a cunning way to condescend
kate and i talk online a lot.
last year, when we were a mere three feet apart, we used to send instant messages to each other just because we could. i'm of the opinion that it's partly because of the ease- why talk when you can type? or maybe it was because of the sheer ridiculousness of it that we did it. regardless- we talk on line a lot.
tonight's conversation has a few choice extracts:
"that's too bad... at least statistically speaking you should eventually end up shagging him!" followed in quick succession by: "fruit is always good to make up stories about" and rounded off with: "wait- you're wearing UNDERoverpants?"
man. i think we need some help over here.