the sweetest thing

i just spent an hour on the phone with my younger brother.

i challenge you to find a better younger brother- the prize will be a dinner of majestic proportions cooked by yours truly from the leftovers in the bottom of my fridge, which currently include an old pepper, a quickly fading head of lettuce, some cheese and carrots.

but then i know i don't have to worry, because your quest will be entirely unsucessful.

muahahahahahaahahaha!

[and yes, that muahahahahahahahaha right there was evil. very evil. like, the most evil of evils. more evil than the evil dead- ooooo bruce campbell. you better believe it].