why don't you fly into me

i'm looking for a master.

if you think you're up for the job, then please, let me know. however, hegelian masters need not apply, and if you're against me setting you on the fring of society, well, then, this may not be the place for you either.

p.s- heeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeee *drowns in academia*