the only way of loving me is to pay a lovely fee
i pull on the sixth shirt in as many minutes. looking in the mirror, i grimace and pull it off, making angry noises and wish that i had some new clothes.
i think i'm having an 'ugly' day. pshaw!
'the adventures of a thirty-ish university graduate' or, alternately and perhaps much more aptly: 'as mad as a barking fox'