you should use extreme caution

eight hundred and fifty seven words.

i have an anthropology essay due on friday, and yesterday, i wrote a huge chunk of it. it was progressing quite nicely.

"fucking piece of cake baby. chocolate frosted cake..mmmm..cake..." that voice had it down like pie. or cake if you will.

and then i talked to pete.

"yeah um, he doesn't want a summary of the book. he wants a summary of the methods used. so like, don't summarize the culture."

"motherfucker." says the voice. all images of cake have suddenly disappeared.