you make me feel like a natural woman

"emotions man...I'M TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING EMOTIONS HERE!"

i grunt. emotion man continues.

"you can't just, you know, fucking, like, treat people like they have no emotions. man. that's like, what you gotta, you know, tell them when they get all freaky."

i grunt again. louder. and yet emotion man still continues his converstaion.

"because, like, man. you're a fucking human dude. you have fucking RIGHTS."

i want to open up the door and scream about my 'fucking rights' to sleep. instead, i give the one fingered salute to the general direction of the hallway and roll over.