"don't deny the power of the darkside!" or "michael i can't!"

i wandered in our room directly after kate, or so i thought. she had been in front of me, but our room was empty. i stick the reconaissance-found chocolate bar in the freezer for later and step onto the carpet.

the door opens and kate enters, with greg in tow.

"climb up on your bed." he orders. i raise my eyebrow, the left one.

"i hope you don't mind that i'm going to straddle you."

everything went downhill after that, as i began to choke and flail wildly.

it's amazing how perverted i can make a simple back massage in my head.