two turn-tables and a microphone

one: i have just completed an eight day stretch of work that has made me cross. and happy. and so goddamned splake-y all at once. i imagine that it will be thanksgiving before the smell of fish leaves my hair and my hands and my skin completely.

two: today i kissed a splake head that weighed three pounds. then i vacuum-packed it to save for a table centerpiece or maybe a godfather-esque moment of slipping it into bed with one of my accquaintances.

three: snakes on a plane = hahahahahahahahahahhahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. yes. worth every motherfucking penny my friends. every penny. oh samuel l. totally my snakes-on-a-plane boyfriend. enough is enough.

four: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *flails*