you could say i lost my faith in science and progress

last night, after close to two hours of talking about everything from having babies to support systems in friends, kate and i decided that she has an angry vagina that is actually a vortex with teeth that swallows men whole, taking them to her uterus which is in turn a black hole to another dimenion where men just kind of float around, waving their arms and mouthing the word "aaaaahhhhhh" constantly.

fuck, i need to write my paper.