'the adventures of a thirty-ish university graduate' or, alternately and perhaps much more aptly: 'as mad as a barking fox'

Sunday, October 16, 2005

you could say i lost my faith in science and progress

last night, after close to two hours of talking about everything from having babies to support systems in friends, kate and i decided that she has an angry vagina that is actually a vortex with teeth that swallows men whole, taking them to her uterus which is in turn a black hole to another dimenion where men just kind of float around, waving their arms and mouthing the word "aaaaahhhhhh" constantly.

fuck, i need to write my paper.


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