i'm drunk. and right now i'm so in love with you

yesterday while i was walking up the back stairwell in leeds after roman civ class my pants fell off.

you see, i have kind of a weird body type. as previously mentioned, i am a busty blonde. my five ten frame, however, is slightly warped in that i have [literally] no hips. ask saroja. she was genuinely surprised to find that any shape i do have actually stems from extra weight that i really could do without.

anyways, this lack of hips makes buying pants nearly impossible, because almost all pants are built with extra room in the hips. [or, with a disproportinate waist-hip comparasion]. thus, any pants i have are fine as long as they stay firmly at my waist. once they hit hip level [which has a smaller circumference than my waist] it's all down hill.

or just down to the floor, as i re-learned last night.