two weeks notice

i opened my eyes in utter confusion.

"why is santa singing 'hey ya?'" i asked myself. "and where the hell is rudolph?"

it took me a few minutes to realize that santa was not at all singing hey ya and that i had no cause to look for rupolph. hey ya was on the radio, and the santa and rudolph part was a figment of my overactive imagination.

it was all just a bizzare dream.