running down the road like loose electricity

i've lost my glasses.

i'm fairly certain that at some point in the nightly disturbance that is nim trying to make a nest they were knocked off the bedside table and are now hiding either under said table or the bed. however, anyone who wears glasses knows that if you lose them , it's nearly impossible to find them because you can't see.

instead, i've been enjoying peripheral vision that is 20/20 as of late. i'd forgotten how much nicer it is to be able to actually clearly see what's going on all across your field of vision rather than interpreting blurred images.

i also forgot that people think i wear coloured contacts.

with my new form of unobscured vision, though, i've suddenly realised that mom's basement is a terrible mess and that since the parental units are due home sometime tomorrow, i should focus on perhaps vacumming up the obscene amount of cat hair that has collected.

ah, vacuuming. maybe after just one more coffee.