'the adventures of a thirty-ish university graduate' or, alternately and perhaps much more aptly: 'as mad as a barking fox'

Saturday, March 06, 2004

you're going to be the one that saves me

"holy shit!" i exclaim to the room in general. "i can't fucking believe she just did that!"

when i was at home for reading week i went to walmart. what uni student doesn't go to walmart? anyways, in the middle of the aisle in front of the electronics section, there were enormous bins full of dvds, all of them for the low low price of six dollars. since i get pure and unadulterated joy from crappy movies, i bought a few. one of them was the nineteen ninety eight sideshow entitled eye of the beholder starring miss ashley judd and mr hotass ewan mcgregor.

i clasp my hands to my forehead again.

"oh holy christ. i cannot believe that just happened!"

ashley had just shot mr. hotass. it was detrimental to the plot until he was magically ok.

i think i missed something in there.


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